Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2013
Be quiet! This is a library!Tuesday, Jan. 22, 2013
Don't call me that nameThursday, Jan. 17, 2013
Lying is easy!Friday, Nov. 16, 2012
Love love love just ain't a game I playTuesday, Sept. 25, 2012
School,work,school,work,school,work INSANITY!Monday, Jul. 23, 2012
I don't like the distance between usSunday, Jul. 22, 2012
Netflixing the FutureSaturday, Jul. 21, 2012
Justin Beiber is 18 now! Off to Canada I go!Wednesday, Jul. 18, 2012
For some reason, the MeTV station is on Verizion after the porn channelsTuesday, Jul. 17, 2012
The Thankfulness-ness-ness Project Friday, May. 18, 2012
Venting prevents explosionMonday, Apr. 30, 2012
Thinking of a prince who doesn't exist.Sunday, Apr. 22, 2012
Lost my mind, hope I didn't break it.Saturday, Feb. 25, 2012
Is there really, truly a point to life?Wednesday, Feb. 01, 2012
Rabbit, rabbit on the first, I hold my breathWednesday, Jan. 18, 2012
10 YearsWednesday, Jan. 04, 2012
Happy New Year?!?Monday, Nov. 21, 2011
The Lost BirdTuesday, Oct. 25, 2011
A Princess with no Prince?Sunday, Aug. 14, 2011
Sleeping in the den of the werewolvesSunday, Jul. 31, 2011
Written on my birthday (the time, that is).Saturday, May. 21, 2011
Maybe I can join the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade as a floatFriday, May. 06, 2011
Welcome to the Shroomery!Monday, Feb. 28, 2011
MusingsThursday, Feb. 10, 2011
An Alternate TaleThursday, Feb. 10, 2011
Quack! Quack! Quack! (Or: what has been going on with me lately)Monday, Jan. 31, 2011
Rabbit, rabbit on the first/I hold my breathMonday, Dec. 27, 2010
I'm dreaming of a snowy two days after Christmas, just like the ones I used to knowFriday, Nov. 19, 2010
The Golden Boy's betrayalMonday, Oct. 25, 2010
No.Sunday, Oct. 17, 2010
The duck will be waiting for you!Wednesday, Sept. 29, 2010
Dazed and Confused (and then some)Saturday, Aug. 21, 2010
Not entirely sure why I wrote this (it's Fakir related gushing, kids)Saturday, Aug. 21, 2010
I'm not much for flying, but I'm great at falling.Wednesday, Aug. 04, 2010
I want to tell you something, but it's too heavyFriday, Jul. 16, 2010
My wings are my dreams, and on towards the sky!Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2010
I don't believe youThursday, Jun. 24, 2010
When you're down at your lowest point, you're the only one who can save yourself.Monday, Jun. 07, 2010
I'm leaving Las Vegas! (I mean, Rhode Island)Wednesday, May. 19, 2010
Don't say you're going to die, what if you're the Highlander?Monday, May. 10, 2010
There are some things that I'll never knowTuesday, Apr. 13, 2010
What I wouldn't give to go to sleep nowMonday, Apr. 05, 2010
Moving while standing stillThursday, Apr. 01, 2010
*Ding Ding* Recital time! Everybody come get your rectial!*Ding Ding* Recital time!*Ding*Wednesday, Mar. 17, 2010
Itchy,itchy,itchyTuesday, Mar. 02, 2010
The story of L and Fakir (in this version, only one is a guy).Monday, Feb. 22, 2010
I'm just a duck, with no powers of my own, but with your love, I can transform!Saturday, Feb. 13, 2010
An open heart and an open headMonday, Feb. 08, 2010
I want to be done with these peopleThursday, Feb. 04, 2010
Singin' siren songsTuesday, Jan. 26, 2010
Sick of people starved for loveFriday, Jan. 15, 2010
Ducks can't play guitar.Thursday, Dec. 31, 2009
A New Year Found (aka- Here's to a great new year!)Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009
I FUCKING hate TwilightSunday, Dec. 20, 2009
The Snowover (a snow hangover)Friday, Dec. 18, 2009
The Beatles want me to go to bedFriday, Nov. 27, 2009
The Fantastic Mr. FakirThursday, Nov. 12, 2009
Maybe I'm just a duckWednesday, Nov. 11, 2009
We went our own way, and did things at our own paceWednesday, Nov. 04, 2009
A Boron, a Carbon, a Vampire and a Poodle walk into a bar....Wednesday, Oct. 21, 2009
Does anybody want you? Does anybody need you?Monday, Oct. 19, 2009
I wanna get you right by my sideFriday, Oct. 16, 2009
I want to show you who I really amMonday, Oct. 12, 2009
I don't wanna eat Fritos in the library any more.Friday, Oct. 09, 2009
A boy and his trombone.Friday, Oct. 02, 2009
Gals are always troubleFriday, Sept. 25, 2009
This is what it feels like to hate everything.Thursday, Sept. 24, 2009
Kermit the frog was singing to me, not you, so don't be jealous!Tuesday, Sept. 22, 2009
Remember that story I wanted to write in the view of a toilet? I have it now!Sunday, Sept. 20, 2009
I want to dance into a dream with youTuesday, Sept. 15, 2009
Plastic Sheets on my BedTuesday, Sept. 08, 2009
Why are convicted felons always the best at tennis?Thursday, Sept. 03, 2009
Promise to love only me, and hate everyone elseThursday, Sept. 03, 2009
Disney Day 6-OrLANDo (or how to get stuck at an airport without really trying)Monday, Aug. 31, 2009
Disney Day 5- An Epic Cot (or Epcot)Monday, Aug. 31, 2009
Disney Day 4- I DO Wanna Miss A ThingMonday, Aug. 31, 2009
Disney Day 3-Welcome to the JungleTuesday, Aug. 25, 2009
Disney Day 2- The Not So Magic KingdomTuesday, Aug. 25, 2009
Disney Day 1-Downtown ThrowdownSaturday, Aug. 15, 2009
I'll tell you about that dream, the dream I'm having that I can't remember....Sunday, Aug. 09, 2009
I want your hands/in my handsSaturday, Aug. 01, 2009
Wishing that this happiness would last forever.Saturday, Jul. 25, 2009
I may be just a duck, but I love him too, bitch!Sunday, Jul. 19, 2009
I totally didn't get a cake for Ichigo from Bleach's birthday. There is also no picture of said cake on my cell phone or computer. (I'll post it later!)Tuesday, Jun. 30, 2009
The living dead tend to congregate in libraries, at the Dells near the reference desk.Sunday, Jun. 28, 2009
When the theme from "The Nutcracker" comes in, you know there's ballet involved.Monday, Jun. 15, 2009
Man, how many acne ads are they going to air on MTV tonight?Monday, Jun. 01, 2009
Edmond was a demon and he was always downTuesday, May. 26, 2009
That sketchpad always breaks my heartMonday, May. 11, 2009
I watch Dragonball: Evolution just to make sure I can still feel.Thursday, May. 07, 2009
70% of all praise sarcasticSaturday, May. 02, 2009
He changed his middle name to "Jeter". Maybe he's gay for Derek Jeter.Thursday, Apr. 16, 2009
The crocodile named BunnetaSunday, Apr. 05, 2009
This is what I always do when I should be in bedThursday, Apr. 02, 2009
As a certain character in a show I'm obessed with once said: "Dammit!"Tuesday, Mar. 24, 2009
Up in my lonely room/When I'm dreaming of you/I still need you/But I don't want you nowFriday, Mar. 13, 2009
Oh, he's not gay, he's Armand sexualTuesday, Mar. 03, 2009
There once was a strawberry with Bell's Palsy...Thursday, Feb. 19, 2009
Pens are the best friends you can have. Everything I know about people, I learned from pens.Saturday, Feb. 14, 2009
And then stupidity sets in...Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2009
There's nothing like the sound of string instrumentsMonday, Feb. 02, 2009
Why won't he give me the time of day?Monday, Jan. 26, 2009
Desperation and deceit Thursday, Jan. 22, 2009
The Melancholy of Racecar HorlasSunday, Jan. 18, 2009
And the one I love has gone so far away/And I'm so upset I almost lost my musicThursday, Jan. 15, 2009
I hate my Dad's computerTuesday, Jan. 13, 2009
A slow degeneration into fangirldomSaturday, Jan. 03, 2009
I need poetry help, not to mention all the other kinds of help I needSaturday, Dec. 27, 2008
Like a bolt out of the blue (that's how this depression is hitting me)Wednesday, Dec. 24, 2008
I can only dream in broken dreamsFriday, Dec. 19, 2008
He's stalking out amongst the barren treesFriday, Dec. 12, 2008
I'm not sure/what all these tears are falling forMonday, Dec. 08, 2008
You shouldn't have to worry about your Bunny attacking youWednesday, Nov. 26, 2008
There Are Much Worse Things To Believe InThursday, Nov. 20, 2008
She's electric (aka-Music Meme)Monday, Nov. 03, 2008
If I called you killer/Would you stab me in my heart?Tuesday, Oct. 21, 2008
We Be Going to Da B Floor!Friday, Oct. 10, 2008
Milo Goes to ChemoMonday, Sept. 22, 2008
If you believed/They put a man on the moonMonday, Sept. 15, 2008
The fear the I should/Overwhelm your smile/Frightens the spiders inside meThursday, Sept. 11, 2008
Remember me now/'Cause things always changeWednesday, Sept. 03, 2008
This is what you get when you let yourself go to college for 6 years.Tuesday, Sept. 02, 2008
I just wanted a language with deponent verbsTuesday, Aug. 26, 2008
Jody Loves Joe JonasTuesday, Aug. 12, 2008
Assign me to a nice boy/So he can ruin me/EternallyThursday, Aug. 07, 2008
Apparently, there is such a thing as a horny Sim.Thursday, Jul. 31, 2008
My dreams always end when I'm about to eat pie.Tuesday, Jul. 29, 2008
At least I don't work at Taco AizenFriday, Jul. 18, 2008
I wish my name was Mrs. GoodthighsWednesday, Jul. 02, 2008
If this computer plays the Smashing Pumpkins one more time, I'm going to throw it out.Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2008
Why not Watari?Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2008
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I don't think you're supposed to feel warm when you're dying.Thursday, Jun. 05, 2008
I don't want you, but what else can I get?Wednesday, May. 21, 2008
We are losing it/Can't you tell?Saturday, May. 10, 2008
The GateTuesday, May. 06, 2008
All I need is a little discourageMonday, Apr. 28, 2008
Say goodbye to this world, we are the dead that walk the EarthSunday, Apr. 20, 2008
It sucks to be me!Thursday, Apr. 10, 2008
I'll never let you go/If you promise not to fade awayWednesday, Mar. 26, 2008
Let's fly to Kansas and be together forever!Thursday, Mar. 13, 2008
Plea from a cat named FryWednesday, Mar. 12, 2008
What would you save?/And what does it feel like to be saved?Thursday, Mar. 06, 2008
Your help just hurts/ You're not who I thought you wereTuesday, Feb. 26, 2008
It's you I never bargained forMonday, Feb. 25, 2008
Now you guys have no excuse not to see OnceThursday, Feb. 21, 2008
What if I told you I was falling in love with you?Thursday, Jan. 31, 2008
Am I on a sinking ship?Tuesday, Jan. 08, 2008
I miss the 90's.Sunday, Jan. 06, 2008
You and me/A hospital love sceneThursday, Dec. 13, 2007
Maybe I should just go to Butler Mental Hospital alreadySunday, Nov. 25, 2007
Honestly, sometimes I couldn't care lessTuesday, Oct. 16, 2007
The LAST OneSaturday, Sept. 29, 2007
-Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007
This took an HOUR to write.Monday, Aug. 06, 2007
Come On TristanMonday, Jul. 16, 2007
Two Letters (to different people, no less)Saturday, Jul. 07, 2007
I love you and I'm going to miss you so muchTuesday, Jul. 03, 2007
Of all the worst, I swear, I'm capableThursday, Jun. 14, 2007
In which I might have a date (or not)Tuesday, Jun. 05, 2007
Real letter to Tristan, take 6Sunday, May. 27, 2007
I count for youFriday, May. 25, 2007
Another REAL letterFriday, May. 25, 2007
A Respsone to the REAL letterWednesday, May. 23, 2007
A REAL letter to TristanThursday, May. 10, 2007
Tristan, I swear I'm not deadThursday, May. 10, 2007
Tristan, I swear I'm not deadWednesday, Apr. 25, 2007
I wish I could kiss youFriday, Apr. 20, 2007
Flowers grow through my window/And I love you againSunday, Apr. 08, 2007
He looks at my profile everyday, Megan.Tuesday, Apr. 03, 2007
I STILL like him, why I'm not sure.Monday, Mar. 26, 2007
I'm listening to my favorite songMonday, Mar. 20, 2006
Had we never come across/The vastness of pavement/The badness of waves/And the greatness of the seaMonday, Mar. 20, 2006
Had we never come across/The vastness of pavement/The badness of waves/And the greatness of the seaSunday, Mar. 18, 2007
Maybe you're just a damn fakeSaturday, Mar. 17, 2007
I'm so nervous right nowSaturday, Mar. 17, 2007
Have mercy on me babyFriday, Mar. 09, 2007
I Admire YouFriday, Mar. 09, 2007
I Admire YouFriday, Mar. 02, 2007
You are great, TristanTuesday, Feb. 27, 2007
Another document of a one sided relationshipSaturday, Feb. 24, 2007
I don't want him to read thisFriday, Feb. 23, 2007
Another day another letterThursday, Feb. 22, 2007
Letters to TristanMonday, Feb. 12, 2007
I'm just a little bit happyWednesday, Feb. 07, 2007
He should be my ValentineMonday, Feb. 05, 2007
I wish I could open my mouthSaturday, Feb. 03, 2007
I feel like I am going to dieMonday, Jan. 29, 2007
I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad.Sunday, Jan. 21, 2007
I think my laptop might be deadMonday, Jan. 15, 2007
All I Want Is YouFriday, Jan. 05, 2007
When you're young, you get sadTuesday, Jan. 02, 2007
My eyes hurtThursday, Dec. 28, 2006
Hitching my wagon to a star I should get away fromSunday, Dec. 24, 2006
Don't wake me up from thisTuesday, Dec. 19, 2006
This exp,lains it better than anythingSunday, Dec. 17, 2006
I feel like the Sally to his JackTuesday, Dec. 12, 2006
I am my own light, I supposeFriday, Dec. 08, 2006
When frustration sets in...Monday, Dec. 04, 2006
The appropriate responses are wrongMonday, Nov. 27, 2006
They're using MY multitrack recorder to contact the dead!Tuesday, Nov. 21, 2006
If I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2006
Can I be your memory?Friday, Nov. 10, 2006
Where do I go now?Tuesday, Nov. 07, 2006
He loves me, he loves me notSaturday, Nov. 04, 2006
Queen of ImpracticalityTuesday, Oct. 31, 2006
Heaven and Hell should be satisfiedSunday, Oct. 29, 2006
Isn't Chase on House kind of cute?Sunday, Oct. 22, 2006
He has the sweetest smile everMonday, Oct. 16, 2006
Why's it gotta be that way?Monday, Oct. 09, 2006
Drugs:Let's not do them and say we didTuesday, Oct. 03, 2006
I've never felt so unsure of my own feelingsWednesday, Sept. 27, 2006
Is it duck season or rabbit season?Sunday, Sept. 24, 2006
Just like flying!Friday, Sept. 22, 2006
Either I'm stalking Ted Leo or he's stalking me!Tuesday, Sept. 19, 2006
Accident forgiveness is bullshitSunday, Sept. 17, 2006
I have milk breathSaturday, Sept. 16, 2006
We found him passed out in a basket at Pier 1.Sunday, Sept. 10, 2006
Where's my car? At the impound lot.Tuesday, Sept. 05, 2006
We're not little kids anymoreSaturday, Sept. 02, 2006
My cat's breath smells like cat foodWednesday, Aug. 23, 2006
Nigel gets his wires crossedMonday, Aug. 21, 2006
Darn that darn!Thursday, Aug. 17, 2006
The Red Sox are playing the Yankees, I'll have to stock up on Pepto BismolSunday, Aug. 13, 2006
??????????????????????????????????????????????????Wednesday, Aug. 09, 2006
I imagine drool affects the performance of a computerFriday, Aug. 04, 2006
I think I just killed my first ampSunday, Jul. 30, 2006
"Lazy Sunday" is caught in my headWednesday, Jul. 26, 2006
Are we going to be doing Stonehenge tomorrow night?Friday, Jul. 21, 2006
This is a local shop for local people, there's nothing for you here!Monday, Jul. 17, 2006
Tessie don't know the meaning of her sighsWednesday, Jul. 12, 2006
Workin' on a sex farmSaturday, Jul. 08, 2006
Pscyho laughs at midnightThursday, Jul. 06, 2006
Should I be an ethical consumer?Tuesday, Jul. 04, 2006
How to threaten your car into submissionSaturday, Jul. 01, 2006
Cut the cableTuesday, Jun. 27, 2006
Me and my crowbar of truthFriday, Jun. 23, 2006
My hands are redMonday, Jun. 19, 2006
Am I too passionate?Friday, Jun. 16, 2006
Watch out for the rats, Kenny!Tuesday, Jun. 13, 2006
Is there some way we can ban Ashton Kutcher from our society?Saturday, Jun. 10, 2006
AIM profiles can tell you a lot about a personThursday, Jun. 08, 2006
Second base?!? That means there's a runner in scoring postion!Wednesday, Jun. 07, 2006
Sleeping not so beautySaturday, Jun. 03, 2006
Up late thinking againThursday, Jun. 01, 2006
Click click click click click!Monday, May. 29, 2006
The rain day at Yawkey WayThursday, May. 25, 2006
He's a PC person, I'm a Mac person, maybe it wouldn't workWednesday, May. 24, 2006
I'm so worried I'm shaking, is that wrong?Tuesday, May. 23, 2006
I must be a liar, because I love cartoonsSaturday, May. 20, 2006
I like to read with the lights offTuesday, May. 16, 2006
Angry little peopleSunday, May. 14, 2006
I could go for a box of chocolate nowThursday, May. 11, 2006
I've GOT to go to bedMonday, May. 08, 2006
Crap indeedSunday, May. 07, 2006
Finally, the washer is dancing.Tuesday, May. 02, 2006
I gotta decide where I'm goingTuesday, May. 02, 2006
Booing everythingSunday, Apr. 30, 2006
How do those boys who wear t shirts everywhere stay warm?Wednesday, Apr. 26, 2006
A really quick entrySunday, Apr. 23, 2006
I wet the bed like an animalThursday, Apr. 20, 2006
Just burning a pianoTuesday, Apr. 18, 2006
Fry typed this for meSunday, Apr. 16, 2006
I always feel like I come up shortWednesday, Apr. 12, 2006
Why do gangsters hang out a strip clubs?Sunday, Apr. 09, 2006
You're not punk and I'm telling everyoneFriday, Apr. 07, 2006
It hasn't been my day for a couple yearsThursday, Apr. 06, 2006
Do I have a heart made of stone?Monday, Apr. 03, 2006
It's time for taco pie!Friday, Mar. 31, 2006
I find it too easy to add entries these daysWednesday, Mar. 29, 2006
Rant time!Sunday, Mar. 26, 2006
I am falling behind quicklyThursday, Mar. 23, 2006
I'm starting to think this college thing is a bad ideaMonday, Mar. 20, 2006
I talk out of the side of my mouth nowThursday, Mar. 16, 2006
I'm dating Mr. Bubble!Sunday, Mar. 12, 2006
Nothing is nicer than a freshly waxed carThursday, Mar. 09, 2006
Fry typed this for meWednesday, Mar. 08, 2006
I'm going to the Super Ball!Saturday, Mar. 04, 2006
In which Les Aus hypnotizes a crowdThursday, Mar. 02, 2006
Why would you want a treadmill in your pool?Monday, Feb. 27, 2006
My Metal Pipe HurtsSaturday, Feb. 25, 2006
I'll watch anything if it's on tv right nowTuesday, Feb. 21, 2006
If you kill yourself now, you'll probably get a full page in the yearbook.Saturday, Feb. 18, 2006
What are you gonna do about it, bitch?Thursday, Feb. 16, 2006
MTV sucks a little more each dayTuesday, Feb. 14, 2006
How was your Hell on Earth Day?Sunday, Feb. 12, 2006
Please Mother Nature, make this blizzard a good one!Tuesday, Feb. 07, 2006
I got blisters on me fingers!Saturday, Feb. 04, 2006
Typing before I lose my handThursday, Feb. 02, 2006
Maggie isn't much of a Maggie at allWednesday, Feb. 01, 2006
$50 for walking?!Sunday, Jan. 29, 2006
But I don't love cheese!Friday, Jan. 27, 2006
I think I burned my eyes out with a damn wireless mouse!Wednesday, Jan. 25, 2006
Jamacian? I thought you were some kinda outer space potato man.Saturday, Jan. 21, 2006
Support your local wild turkey gangWednesday, Jan. 18, 2006
Four whole years.Sunday, Jan. 15, 2006
Maggie the catThursday, Jan. 12, 2006
Where you at, dawg?Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2006
Two dogs and a kittySunday, Jan. 08, 2006
He could change his name to BitchesThursday, Jan. 05, 2006
I think I'm still a Toys R Us kidTuesday, Jan. 03, 2006
Chewbacca is barkingSunday, Jan. 01, 2006
Doesn't feel like a new year, does it?Thursday, Dec. 29, 2005
Love seems like it sucks sometimesTuesday, Dec. 27, 2005
Letting it all outSaturday, Dec. 24, 2005
Christmas needs to be bought in a store.Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2005
When even Gobstoppers don't workMonday, Dec. 19, 2005
I want to see the Red Sox play in the summerThursday, Dec. 15, 2005
Three more car brands I can't driveMonday, Dec. 12, 2005
Ha! I'm more of a nerd than you are!Thursday, Dec. 08, 2005
I keep a room in the practice areaSunday, Dec. 04, 2005
Knowing me, I'll probably need a new laptopThursday, Dec. 01, 2005
Brad Pitt sucks and Angelina Jolie is uglyTuesday, Nov. 29, 2005
I don't have anything against stupid kids, just the stupid adults they grow up to be.Sunday, Nov. 27, 2005
But I don't want to be home for the holidays!Wednesday, Nov. 23, 2005
I'm thankful I get to sleep in.Monday, Nov. 21, 2005
What am I doing here, honestly?Saturday, Nov. 19, 2005
Hyped up on strawberry rock candyThursday, Nov. 17, 2005
Come out of the closet TomTuesday, Nov. 15, 2005
If I were dumb....Sunday, Nov. 13, 2005
Inviting sex offenders to dinnerFriday, Nov. 11, 2005
How can I save my generation when they're so stupid?Tuesday, Nov. 08, 2005
Try talking with your mouth instead of your buttSaturday, Nov. 05, 2005
Zip him back up, he sucks.Thursday, Nov. 03, 2005
Scratchy is pretty again!Tuesday, Nov. 01, 2005
You sunk my battleship! (aka-I need to stop watching The Simpsons so much).Saturday, Oct. 29, 2005
This is what a crazed person sounds likeWednesday, Oct. 26, 2005
It's called My Buddy, so keep your hands off!Monday, Oct. 24, 2005
What if I don't love the 80's?Saturday, Oct. 22, 2005
Survey says....Thursday, Oct. 20, 2005
I neve get enough sleep anymoreTuesday, Oct. 18, 2005
I feel like shitSunday, Oct. 16, 2005
There's no crying in baseball, except in New YorkWednesday, Oct. 12, 2005
Trapped in a box with the flu virusMonday, Oct. 10, 2005
I keep forgeting to add these by e-mailSaturday, Oct. 08, 2005
I learned how to unhinge my jaw todayThursday, Oct. 06, 2005
You guys ruleTuesday, Oct. 04, 2005
Can't write now, eatingSunday, Oct. 02, 2005
We don't like to be referred to as "normal"Saturday, Oct. 01, 2005
We have to talkWednesday, Sept. 28, 2005
I drape myself in velvetTuesday, Sept. 27, 2005
Don't try this at homeSaturday, Sept. 24, 2005
Are all guys that bad?Thursday, Sept. 22, 2005
Adding by e-mail was too easyTuesday, Sept. 20, 2005
I am what I am notFriday, Sept. 16, 2005
They make it look so easy!Thursday, Sept. 15, 2005
For all the non localsTuesday, Sept. 13, 2005
Baby turn the lights off, the news is coming onSaturday, Sept. 10, 2005
No, I'm not a fan of racingThursday, Sept. 08, 2005
Wal Mart sucks! (Duh!)Tuesday, Sept. 06, 2005
We can't fix it that way.Sunday, Sept. 04, 2005
Wake me up when September endsThursday, Sept. 01, 2005
Everything's changed since yesterdayTuesday, Aug. 30, 2005
August goes by too fastSaturday, Aug. 27, 2005
Not without my brook.Friday, Aug. 26, 2005
Don't hug any black sheep!Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2005
I got to you there was nothing leftTuesday, Aug. 23, 2005
Give me your credit card number and I'll show you my pic!Sunday, Aug. 21, 2005
Are You Local?Thursday, Aug. 18, 2005
I'm such a dorkTuesday, Aug. 16, 2005
He has near total disengagement with reality!Monday, Aug. 15, 2005
You had to drag spines into this!Saturday, Aug. 13, 2005
Put a hat on, please!Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005
Five and a half is my favorite numberTuesday, Aug. 09, 2005
Stuff I've been thinking of but have no one to tell it to.Tuesday, Aug. 09, 2005
I'm the insult master!Saturday, Aug. 06, 2005
Welcome to Racecar LandThursday, Aug. 04, 2005
Bored Bored Bored Bored BoredTuesday, Aug. 02, 2005
How to write an entry with a pounding headacheSunday, Jul. 31, 2005
Bored Bored Bored Bored BoredThursday, Jul. 28, 2005
Grapes go bad awfully quicklyMonday, Jul. 25, 2005
Poking monsters with pillowsSaturday, Jul. 23, 2005
I broke it just to piss you offThursday, Jul. 21, 2005
I've been working too hard to be livingTuesday, Jul. 19, 2005
Queen of the DoofusesSunday, Jul. 17, 2005
I miss it alreadyThursday, Jul. 14, 2005
Harry Potter is the Bob Dylan of his generationWednesday, Jul. 13, 2005
Professionals don't use chickens.Monday, Jul. 11, 2005
Who makes polka dotted shoes?Friday, Jul. 08, 2005
Now I have that song caught in my head!Wednesday, Jul. 06, 2005
It's midnight and I don't know where the sandman is.Monday, Jul. 04, 2005
Care to Donate to the Anti-Mugging You Fund?Friday, Jul. 01, 2005
Murderers Need Hugs the MostWednesday, Jun. 29, 2005
I suffer from a very sexy learning disabilityMonday, Jun. 27, 2005
Rest in Peace, tooth #27Saturday, Jun. 25, 2005
Let's Write Letters to Donald Trump!Thursday, Jun. 23, 2005
Riddle of the RacecarMonday, Jun. 20, 2005
I'm all out of entries.Saturday, Jun. 18, 2005
I'm going to Hollywood!Wednesday, Jun. 15, 2005
Cry me a river, bitch!Monday, Jun. 13, 2005
Stories from a pancake addict.Sunday, Jun. 12, 2005
Do dorks only have dork children?Thursday, Jun. 09, 2005
Time for BedTuesday, Jun. 07, 2005
This is not a fight! This is a war!Sunday, Jun. 05, 2005
Sunday Bloody SundayFriday, Jun. 03, 2005
Once upon a time, there was a tired RacecarTuesday, May. 31, 2005
That's my perch!Sunday, May. 29, 2005
Arrrrrrr!Thursday, May. 26, 2005
Everybody love Johnny DeppTuesday, May. 24, 2005
Blah blah blah blahSunday, May. 22, 2005
How about in with the old?Thursday, May. 19, 2005
I'm not gonna crackTuesday, May. 17, 2005
I wish I was a piano manMonday, May. 16, 2005
Are you a stalker? Find out here!Friday, May. 13, 2005
THE short depscription to end all short descriptions!Tuesday, May. 10, 2005
Always with nothing to saySunday, May. 08, 2005
You don't care anymoreThursday, May. 05, 2005
Tired TimeTuesday, May. 03, 2005
Say you're mine, I'll give you backMonday, May. 02, 2005
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.Saturday, Apr. 30, 2005
The Week Where I Work Too MuchWednesday, Apr. 27, 2005
Someone make it stopMonday, Apr. 25, 2005
Money is the most important thingSaturday, Apr. 23, 2005
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzTuesday, Apr. 19, 2005
Basketball is like jazz.Sunday, Apr. 17, 2005
I pray every night that I don't get anally probed.Thursday, Apr. 14, 2005
And she's off!Monday, Apr. 11, 2005
I got diabetes and cancer 'cause of you!Saturday, Apr. 09, 2005
But these go to eleven.Thursday, Apr. 07, 2005
Don't like the scene anyhow.Tuesday, Apr. 05, 2005
I killed my baby but I loved herSunday, Apr. 03, 2005
Marry Me!Thursday, Mar. 31, 2005
I'm running out of titles for these thingsMonday, Mar. 28, 2005
Because Rhode Islanders love their drugs.Sunday, Mar. 27, 2005
I've been working too hard to be livingThursday, Mar. 24, 2005
I wish I was a bullTuesday, Mar. 22, 2005
The Shortest Entry Ever!Saturday, Mar. 19, 2005
Reported missing from the last entrySaturday, Mar. 19, 2005
Damn you, VH1!Tuesday, Mar. 15, 2005
Crazy people aren't so fucking boringSunday, Mar. 13, 2005
I had that dream about you againFriday, Mar. 11, 2005
Just mutilating cookiesWednesday, Mar. 09, 2005
Wal-Mart: Where the undead go!Monday, Mar. 07, 2005
Like, you know, whatever.Saturday, Mar. 05, 2005
The Bald AssholeThursday, Mar. 03, 2005
It's like a disease, you know what I mean?Tuesday, Mar. 01, 2005
I need sleepSunday, Feb. 27, 2005
"White Chicks" was the best movie of the year, damn it!Friday, Feb. 25, 2005
There's money in the banana standWednesday, Feb. 23, 2005
Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!Tuesday, Feb. 22, 2005
Go get yourself a Diet Coke!Saturday, Feb. 19, 2005
I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing.Thursday, Feb. 17, 2005
Am I going to Hell?Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2005
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!Sunday, Feb. 13, 2005
I can't believe I ever felt close to you, at least not now.Friday, Feb. 11, 2005
Pudding won't fill the emptiness inside me, but it'll help!Wednesday, Feb. 09, 2005
I brought it to the table and served it, bitch!Monday, Feb. 07, 2005
The D WordSaturday, Feb. 05, 2005
British people are kind of coolWednesday, Feb. 02, 2005
Hey guys, what's going on?Monday, Jan. 31, 2005
I Used to Be Cool OnceSunday, Jan. 30, 2005
The ProberSaturday, Jan. 29, 2005
Broccolli Dude says: "Eat your food!"Thursday, Jan. 27, 2005
Racecar Horlas rocks!Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2005
It's coming right for us!Monday, Jan. 24, 2005
Not that there's anything wrong with that!Saturday, Jan. 22, 2005
Could someone love me for my mind?Thursday, Jan. 20, 2005
I think I would make a good memeber of a large crowdMonday, Jan. 17, 2005
Family Secret Turns Out To Be BoringSaturday, Jan. 15, 2005
One of those daysThursday, Jan. 13, 2005
Studying is the golden key to the imposing door of successTuesday, Jan. 11, 2005
A Tale of Two BlakesSaturday, Jan. 08, 2005
Teen Humiliated by Activist MomThursday, Jan. 06, 2005
Let's pollute with me!Wednesday, Jan. 05, 2005
Celebrity disappointed after meeting fanMonday, Jan. 03, 2005
I'm on the South Bronx Parasite Diet!Sunday, Jan. 02, 2005
12 entries for the price of oneFriday, Dec. 31, 2004
Happy New Year!Wednesday, Dec. 29, 2004
I want to be a stupid spoiled whore when I grow up!Tuesday, Dec. 28, 2004
I saw a duck wearing polka dotted shoes!Sunday, Dec. 26, 2004
Happy birthday, Dad!Friday, Dec. 24, 2004
Merry Christmas!Wednesday, Dec. 22, 2004
You're a distraction!Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004
Yuck!Saturday, Dec. 18, 2004
Sherpa not includedThursday, Dec. 16, 2004
The Aggrivation of ChristmastimeTuesday, Dec. 14, 2004
I hate it when you don't know a title for your entrySaturday, Dec. 11, 2004
Adventures in New York CityWednesday, Dec. 08, 2004
Up past my bedtime, as alwaysSunday, Dec. 05, 2004
Christmas isn't comingWednesday, Dec. 01, 2004
To be added to...Monday, Nov. 29, 2004
Spoons or forks?Saturday, Nov. 27, 2004
Holiday RantingThursday, Nov. 25, 2004
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!Wednesday, Nov. 24, 2004
Introductory ThanksgivingMonday, Nov. 22, 2004
Everybody gets...nothing!Saturday, Nov. 20, 2004
I told you it would be long...Friday, Nov. 19, 2004
Gulf War II: The VengenceTuesday, Nov. 16, 2004
In which I go on and on about nothingSunday, Nov. 14, 2004
Now I'm so far from you/I'm naming stars for youSaturday, Nov. 13, 2004
I'm going to marry him someday he just doesn't know it!Friday, Nov. 12, 2004
A Topaz that doesn't sparkleThursday, Nov. 11, 2004
Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!Wednesday, Nov. 10, 2004
I'm losing, but I'll tryMonday, Nov. 08, 2004
Taste the chrome!Saturday, Nov. 06, 2004
Io sono molto stupido.Thursday, Nov. 04, 2004
I am immortal!Wednesday, Nov. 03, 2004
Ginger for President in 2008!Tuesday, Nov. 02, 2004
Being a nerd is fun!Monday, Nov. 01, 2004
I really am this boringSaturday, Oct. 30, 2004
It seems like you're a gazillion miles away, but you're notThursday, Oct. 28, 2004
Champions of the WorldTuesday, Oct. 26, 2004
I've got a spastic monkey and I know how to use him!Sunday, Oct. 24, 2004
You can either calm down or I can pop you in the mouth againSaturday, Oct. 23, 2004
I sold my soul to the Verizon Wireless guyThursday, Oct. 21, 2004
The most hungry Racecar aroundTuesday, Oct. 19, 2004
Early to bed, early to rise, and I'm still tired.Monday, Oct. 18, 2004
That made my gum taste badSaturday, Oct. 16, 2004
I could go on like this for hoursFriday, Oct. 15, 2004
I will not throw the remote at the tv. I will not throw the remote at the tv.Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2004
Am I the only one who gets stove burns?Monday, Oct. 11, 2004
Think of the possibilities of this boring entry.Sunday, Oct. 10, 2004
I saw a duck wearing polka dotted shoes!Friday, Oct. 08, 2004
R.I.P.-Racecar's right pinkyWednesday, Oct. 06, 2004
Irish Racecar?Sunday, Oct. 03, 2004
But it's not even my birthday!Friday, Oct. 01, 2004
I just want to be happy half the time/And blue only when I have the timeTuesday, Sept. 28, 2004
Someone is running out of titlesMonday, Sept. 27, 2004
Could we please get out of the key of C?Sunday, Sept. 26, 2004
For the half hearingSaturday, Sept. 25, 2004
The Anti-Love Story (aka- Why are there candy hearts in the computer room?)Thursday, Sept. 23, 2004
Does road construction ever stop?Tuesday, Sept. 21, 2004
I plead the fizzifMonday, Sept. 20, 2004
THEY are here!Saturday, Sept. 18, 2004
Is your refrigerator walking?Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004
I wish I was in New York City right now.Sunday, Sept. 12, 2004
Be a square!Tuesday, Sept. 07, 2004
Even zombies have websites!Sunday, Sept. 05, 2004
Did I already miss my chance?Friday, Sept. 03, 2004
Here comes summer, there goes summerThursday, Sept. 02, 2004
The monkey had a point or twoMonday, Aug. 30, 2004
The worst ice cream shop in the history of the solar systemThursday, Aug. 26, 2004
The Five Day BorecastWednesday, Aug. 25, 2004
Revolution is what's for dinnerSunday, Aug. 22, 2004
Racecar and the hugely horrible bad nightFriday, Aug. 20, 2004
From the bed of RacecarTuesday, Aug. 17, 2004
He likes seeing ladies clean their teeth.Sunday, Aug. 15, 2004
The girl who has nothing to write aboutFriday, Aug. 13, 2004
It's depressing what depression does to someThursday, Aug. 12, 2004
Keep False Hope Alive!Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004
Shhh! Blakie is sleeping!Sunday, Aug. 08, 2004
Evil Racecar strikes again.Saturday, Aug. 07, 2004
The four and a half second song requestSaturday, Aug. 07, 2004
I'm going to write these boring entries until the Red Sox win the World Series! (This could go on forever!)Thursday, Aug. 05, 2004
All Things Must EndTuesday, Aug. 03, 2004
Behind the scary door....Monday, Aug. 02, 2004
Not made for recreationSaturday, Jul. 31, 2004
I can never think of a title anymore.Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004
You have to see the pretzel guy!Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004
This is just like the day my computer was bornMonday, Jul. 26, 2004
This is what I write when I do nothing all daySunday, Jul. 25, 2004
Boring old meFriday, Jul. 23, 2004
Dis is for da shorteezTuesday, Jul. 20, 2004
I guess someone won't be making musicMonday, Jul. 19, 2004
What do I do now? Could someone tell me?Saturday, Jul. 17, 2004
Dear You, Part TwoThursday, Jul. 15, 2004
I'm sorry, but I didn't get the memoSunday, Jul. 11, 2004
I Never WantedSaturday, Jul. 10, 2004
Dear YouFriday, Jul. 09, 2004
Strange DaysMonday, Jul. 05, 2004
My dog is afraid of the American flagFriday, Jul. 02, 2004
Hartford, New England's Rising StarWednesday, Jun. 30, 2004
Two little spoons in a spoon drawerFriday, Jun. 25, 2004
The new and improved Blake!Friday, Jun. 18, 2004
From the hockey world...Thursday, Jun. 10, 2004
Who needs sleep?Friday, Jun. 04, 2004
In which Racecar's thumb dies.Saturday, May. 29, 2004
Well, at least this time will passSunday, May. 23, 2004
I never want to say my best days are behind meSaturday, May. 15, 2004
FUCK YOU I WANT TO DIESaturday, May. 08, 2004
Everyone has to learn to put up with shit.Saturday, May. 01, 2004
Pure MonotonySunday, Apr. 25, 2004
Am I wrong, again?Friday, Apr. 16, 2004
The Big Decision is....Monday, Apr. 12, 2004
I'm on my wayThursday, Apr. 08, 2004
The question is: How much more black could this be? And the answer is: None, none more black.Wednesday, Apr. 07, 2004
I can't understand myself most of the time.Saturday, Apr. 03, 2004
The obsese bitch is back and going, too.Thursday, Apr. 01, 2004
Taking Pity on Inanimate ObjectsSaturday, Mar. 27, 2004
It's just an unhealthy obsession, don't worry.Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2004
Just something before I become unconscious again.Saturday, Mar. 20, 2004
Where there's smoke there's...an smashed fire extinguisher?!?Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004
I'm Winston Smith, bitch!Monday, Mar. 15, 2004
I'd rather be a loner, because I know now.Friday, Mar. 12, 2004
Piange il telefonoSunday, Mar. 07, 2004
Survival is always in styleFriday, Mar. 05, 2004
A Not-too-typical crazy week at Welfare HighSaturday, Feb. 28, 2004
Strangest week everFriday, Feb. 20, 2004
It's been a long daySaturday, Feb. 14, 2004
Kangaroo BlakeSunday, Feb. 01, 2004
This is a message for the moon.Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004
Messes sorted and unsortedWednesday, Jan. 21, 2004
With friends like these, who needs enimies?Monday, Jan. 19, 2004
Today hurts like a knife in my chest.Sunday, Jan. 18, 2004
I feel like just giving up.Friday, Jan. 16, 2004
I'm not a very good driverSaturday, Jan. 10, 2004
You make your own mistakesWednesday, Dec. 31, 2003
HAPPY NEW YEAR (FINALLY!)Sunday, Dec. 28, 2003
Are you my caucasian?Sunday, Dec. 21, 2003
Get out of my head!Tuesday, Dec. 09, 2003
Racing RacecarSunday, Nov. 30, 2003
Why yes, I am still alive!Sunday, Nov. 23, 2003
He loves me, he just doesn't know it yet.Tuesday, Nov. 18, 2003
The College Essay/This Is The Truth Part 2Monday, Nov. 17, 2003
Kat, the music star!Friday, Nov. 14, 2003
Chicken Power! (Or Racecar power!)Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003
How to make sour milk (and sour friendships)Friday, Nov. 07, 2003
Strange things are happening.Saturday, Nov. 01, 2003
I didn't think it was possible to be this tired.Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003
I will tell you I am fine/I got some news, friend, feels like I'm dyingSunday, Oct. 26, 2003
Yeah, an entry about a boy, because my hormones are out for revenge.Saturday, Oct. 25, 2003
Something the world can agree onSunday, Oct. 19, 2003
It's 6:47 p.m., do you know where I am?Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2003
The Orange HuntSunday, Oct. 12, 2003
Yay! I peed in your pool! Yay!Saturday, Oct. 11, 2003
Hungry Hungry RacecarTuesday, Oct. 07, 2003
Physics teachers can outrun Math teachers!Saturday, Oct. 04, 2003
All things to those who waitSunday, Sept. 28, 2003
Racear is a bum!Wednesday, Sept. 24, 2003
Mmmm....pork chops!Monday, Sept. 22, 2003
I'd probably care more if I weren't under such heavy sedationSunday, Sept. 21, 2003
The Bitchy TeenagerSaturday, Sept. 20, 2003
All hyped up on Apple JacksTuesday, Sept. 16, 2003
The Return of the PoodleSunday, Sept. 14, 2003
Daddy's daughter is slacking off!Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Things are straightened out. almostFriday, Sept. 05, 2003
I'm young and I'm hopelessSaturday, Aug. 30, 2003
I might just be sleeping beauty, or ugly for that matter.Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2003
Is there a way to test for Senioritis?Saturday, Aug. 23, 2003
I went to a baseball game, then to church, I helped crippled children across the street and made peace in Iraq.Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003
So come give me a hug!Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003
I'm just a happy kid, stuck with the heart of a sad punkWednesday, Aug. 13, 2003
Racecar's dead! Dead tired, that is.Sunday, Aug. 10, 2003
It's not my fault I'm unconscious, or maybe it is...Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003
How to: do lazer eye surgery with an optical mouseWednesday, Aug. 06, 2003
Blake looks oh-so-sexy in his Goldlights lipstick!Sunday, Aug. 03, 2003
Who do I think I'm kidding?Friday, Aug. 01, 2003
Hide your money under your matress, we're all gonna die!Tuesday, Jul. 29, 2003
All these new things in my life terrify meSaturday, Jul. 26, 2003
The Rock n' Roll LifestyleThursday, Jul. 24, 2003
The computer naziTuesday, Jul. 22, 2003
I'm a doofus!Sunday, Jul. 20, 2003
Racecar's quest for the perfect mix cd!Saturday, Jul. 19, 2003
You won't have to worry about life with both hands off the wheel!Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003
I'm hungry...for chocolate!Sunday, Jul. 13, 2003
The regular Ren & Stimpy is going to be on soon! I grew up watching that show!Saturday, Jul. 12, 2003
Gonna write you a letter, gonna write you a book...Friday, Jul. 11, 2003
The new trend: a fourth of July party a week after the fourth!Wednesday, Jul. 09, 2003
Lots of in and out static transmissionsTuesday, Jul. 08, 2003
Maybe the dawn will kick me aliveMonday, Jul. 07, 2003
I don't even think I know why, I don't even think I want toSaturday, Jul. 05, 2003
Life for the living impairedFriday, Jul. 04, 2003
Mario needs medication! Do you think Luigi does, too?Friday, Jul. 04, 2003
So tired...so very tired.Thursday, Jul. 03, 2003
Chloe, the horribly happy goatWednesday, Jul. 02, 2003
A Film for the FutureTuesday, Jul. 01, 2003
I think all those fortune cookies were wrong.Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2003
If I say something, and no one listens, did I really speak at all?Sunday, Jun. 29, 2003
The Poodle Strikes BackSaturday, Jun. 28, 2003
Just an updateFriday, Jun. 27, 2003
The truth is revealedWednesday, Jun. 25, 2003
Flashing the population of Welfare Town, one FiFi at a time.Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2003
Just 'cause you feel it doesn't mean it's thereTuesday, Jun. 24, 2003
If you see a bunch of odd letters and numbers, it's because my head hit the keyboard.Monday, Jun. 23, 2003
Who feels like a link page? Racecar does!Monday, Jun. 23, 2003
Io non capisco! Non lo so!Sunday, Jun. 22, 2003
Green Acres is the place to be!Friday, Jun. 20, 2003
Divine Racecar?Thursday, Jun. 19, 2003
I got mono from the monorail! I'm suing!Tuesday, Jun. 17, 2003
My ex girlfriend is holding our son hostage!Monday, Jun. 16, 2003
Just imagine...Racecar and Incubus Boy gettin' freaky!Saturday, Jun. 14, 2003
I don't know where the fuck I am!Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003
Everything went up in smokeMonday, Jun. 09, 2003
Racecar eats the clock (or wants to)Saturday, Jun. 07, 2003
I love you so much it makes me sickWednesday, Jun. 04, 2003
Giving up on love?Monday, Jun. 02, 2003
Just enjoying some Fizzy Milk!Saturday, May. 31, 2003
Dead KatWednesday, May. 28, 2003
No Racecars (or Jettas) were hurt in the making of this day.Monday, May. 26, 2003
Banging my head at the computer deskSunday, May. 25, 2003
Typical//UntypicalFriday, May. 23, 2003
Have you ever been on a fur rug with a naked man?Thursday, May. 22, 2003
Racecar unleashedMonday, May. 19, 2003
Maybe it will be one of those things where no one knows.Thursday, May. 15, 2003
How to: write a horribly fast entryTuesday, May. 13, 2003
I just wish I could do "Hooked on Phonics" like the rest of themSunday, May. 11, 2003
My therapist is a giant hot dog!Thursday, May. 08, 2003
Sneezy the porn star!Tuesday, May. 06, 2003
The Joys and Pain of being WeirdSaturday, May. 03, 2003
My brain has vacated the premisesTuesday, Apr. 29, 2003
Racecar gets "friendly" with PerscochoSunday, Apr. 27, 2003
Corrupted files and tearsThursday, Apr. 24, 2003
Because he's having fun with his mushroomsWednesday, Apr. 23, 2003
You know something's going on when there are no exclamation marks to be found.Sunday, Apr. 20, 2003
It doesn't get late until midnight, then it gets early again!Thursday, Apr. 17, 2003
Annoying guitar solo goes hereTuesday, Apr. 15, 2003
Here comes Carbon, to save the day!Monday, Apr. 14, 2003
The GetawaySaturday, Apr. 12, 2003
I just have to! (Turning into a teenybopper)Thursday, Apr. 10, 2003
I'm still here... and still a bitch!Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2003
FiFi the rabid poodle strikes again!Saturday, Apr. 05, 2003
Welcome to the JungleWednesday, Apr. 02, 2003
Pathetic Teenage LoveTuesday, Apr. 01, 2003
Yeah, Whateva!Sunday, Mar. 30, 2003
The Butter Has to Die!Thursday, Mar. 27, 2003
I'm not afraid to try popular new things.Monday, Mar. 25, 2002
You never met a better liar. Wait, I was lying!Sunday, Mar. 23, 2003
A Few Small RevelationsFriday, Mar. 21, 2003
Hoo boy, that don't look too good!Thursday, Mar. 20, 2003
A crow from the side of the road does a body good!Monday, Mar. 17, 2003
The grim kidMonday, Mar. 27, 2000
Have stoners and bitches inherited the Earth?Tuesday, Mar. 11, 2003
I don't hate you enough to commit you to meMonday, Mar. 10, 2003
On the loftiest cloud (what a dork!)Saturday, Mar. 08, 2003
I'm not one of them, but I know you are.Friday, Mar. 07, 2003
I can write again, you might readMonday, Mar. 03, 2003
In the lovely Welfare High library.....Saturday, Mar. 01, 2003
Could someone tell me how to write an entry? I hope t his works....Thursday, Feb. 27, 2003
Attack of the Guy 4! : )Tuesday, Feb. 25, 2003
I charge a $1 per entry now, pay up!Sunday, Feb. 23, 2003
They'll knock your socks off! (If you're wearing socks)Friday, Feb. 21, 2003
Messed up missivesTuesday, Feb. 18, 2003
Salt on a stick!Monday, Feb. 17, 2003
Take me anywhere, where it's above 41 degrees.Sunday, Feb. 16, 2003
I'd kiss you, but I'm deathly afraid you'll swallow me whole.Friday, Feb. 14, 2003
Racecar's Dream (or is she dreaming?)Tuesday, Feb. 11, 2003
A Batch of LeftoversFriday, Feb. 07, 2003
Oh, Joy!Thursday, Feb. 06, 2003
On my way to getting my head cut off.Sunday, Feb. 02, 2003
It makes you think: If I played golf, I could be a VJ!Thursday, Jan. 30, 2003
My Girl Brake!Monday, Jan. 27, 2003
A Giant Eggbeater Will Soon Make Our Rain!Saturday, Jan. 25, 2003
You can buy a pretty penny, but you can't predict the weather.Wednesday, Jan. 22, 2003
Do you know where Waldo is? He's the only one who can save us!Monday, Jan. 20, 2003
Some kind of sicknessMonday, Jan. 20, 2003
Headaches galore.Sunday, Jan. 19, 2003
If only I had something to say here....Saturday, Jan. 18, 2003
Tweezers! Tweezers! and more Tweezers! (Why are they all after me?)Friday, Jan. 17, 2003
FiFi the domanatrix (and Lithium's lesbian lover!)Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2003
Now on Grapecloud.diaryland.com: When Chip-Chops appreciate!Sunday, Jan. 12, 2003
Yes. I'm wierd. How did you know?Wednesday, Jan. 08, 2003
I'm not dead, just restless (which, to me, is worse).Friday, Jan. 03, 2003
Fire alarms, no bathroom, and a tiny pig.Tuesday, Dec. 31, 2002
Something crawled in my throat, scratched around, and died.Saturday, Dec. 28, 2002
Racecar: bitch, smart girl, or lazy bum? (Can I be all three?)Wednesday, Dec. 25, 2002
Christmas, already?Monday, Dec. 23, 2002
Oh, Shit, Man...Oh, Shit!Saturday, Dec. 21, 2002
Cable company=massive drug addicts with nothing but broken promisesWednesday, Dec. 18, 2002
Shhhh! Racecar is sleeping!Monday, Dec. 16, 2002
Grandma of eight makes hole in oneSaturday, Dec. 14, 2002
I bet I can speak Spanish!Thursday, Dec. 12, 2002
Oh, she's been away on an acid trip, she just came down a few minutes ago.Sunday, Dec. 08, 2002
It will not explode in your pocket and make you pregnant!Thursday, Dec. 05, 2002
Hey,hey,hey! It's Fat Racecar! (Not really).Monday, Dec. 02, 2002
I bet you'll wish I was gone after you read this.Saturday, Nov. 30, 2002
Horny Herb's towing: he'll pick you up!Thursday, Nov. 28, 2002
What's that white stuff falling from the sky? Cocaine?Tuesday, Nov. 26, 2002
I will now dedicate an entry to boys, and act like a normal teenage girl for once.Sunday, Nov. 24, 2002
Life's just not the same without the knife in my back.Friday, Nov. 22, 2002
You CAN read!Tuesday, Nov. 19, 2002
Oh, how I long to care about stupid bullshit again!Saturday, Nov. 16, 2002
I'm bleeding colors, man!Wednesday, Nov. 13, 2002
I have a confession to make: I was kidnapped by Barbie!Sunday, Nov. 10, 2002
Rest in peace, Typo. I loved you like you were my first cd player. : * (Thursday, Nov. 07, 2002
Just another song, anyone want to sing along?Tuesday, Nov. 05, 2002
Let's be hippies! : )Sunday, Nov. 03, 2002
My Diaryland Trading CardFriday, Nov. 01, 2002
I'm back and ready for some love! (Yeah, right!). You've heard it all before. Somewhere, I'm sure...Saturday, Oct. 26, 2002
What was I thinking?Monday, Oct. 21, 2002
Mmmmmmm.....Sugar High!Saturday, Oct. 19, 2002
Did something crawl into your brain and die?Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2002
She's baaacckkk! (Racecar, that is!)Friday, Oct. 11, 2002
Whatcha doin'?Thursday, Oct. 10, 2002
Because everything's coming up roses....Sunday, Oct. 06, 2002
Meet your brand new bitchy friend.Thursday, Oct. 03, 2002
Happy birthday to me! (Racecar + Chip-Chop= one mess)Wednesday, Oct. 02, 2002
Happy National Skipping Day (Tomorrow, that is! : )Sunday, Sept. 29, 2002
Hello, would you like to hear about your crazy friend's love life? I hope so.Wednesday, Sept. 25, 2002
Give me a G-U-I-L-T! What's that spell? Guilt!Monday, Sept. 23, 2002
Poor people suck!Saturday, Sept. 21, 2002
Is it normal to feel this retarded?Tuesday, Sept. 17, 2002
Chop a buddy, everyone's favorite pal!Sunday, Sept. 15, 2002
Am I high or what?Thursday, Sept. 12, 2002
Hola! Habla ingles?Tuesday, Sept. 10, 2002
Look at that 17 year old in Driver's Ed!/Bitchiness.Sunday, Sept. 08, 2002
How was your Orgasm Day?Friday, Sept. 06, 2002
Pedophile Joe, don't have sex with children!Thursday, Sept. 05, 2002
A Death in the family, I'm so sorry.Thursday, Sept. 05, 2002
Oooohhhhh! Look at all the sparkles! Aren't they sparkle-like?Wednesday, Sept. 04, 2002
What a strange day!Tuesday, Sept. 03, 2002
I'm a big ball of bitch!Monday, Sept. 02, 2002
And you think I'm dead!Saturday, Aug. 31, 2002
I'm such a ponk rocker!Wednesday, Aug. 28, 2002
My life has fallen apart again, but, when doesn't it? (Don't worry about me, you know my mood will change tomorrow!) : )Sunday, Aug. 25, 2002
Bet you didn't know, but I'm insane!Saturday, Aug. 24, 2002
*Yawn!* Let me write an entry before I fall asleep on you all again! *Yawn!*Thursday, Aug. 22, 2002
There is something wrong with me.Wednesday, Aug. 21, 2002
Oh, Leo, stop! You're oh so sexy! In your dreams, that is!Tuesday, Aug. 20, 2002
It can't rain all the time when your brother's missing.Monday, Aug. 19, 2002
Rock music, perverted kids, dirty beaches, and late night music.Monday, Aug. 19, 2002
Obsessions, FiFi, my mother and other oddities.Sunday, Aug. 18, 2002
Phones, Fax Machines and I dream of Hydrogen.Saturday, Aug. 17, 2002
Yet another new look and some song lyrics involving my layout.Saturday, Aug. 17, 2002
This is a collection of diary rings I'm in. To be forever linked through my template!Saturday, Aug. 17, 2002
Mr. Lambchop, tv show ranting and my need for sleep.Thursday, Aug. 15, 2002
Sickness and new cdsWednesday, Aug. 14, 2002
My mom might be sick again. I did nothing today. I miss my friends. : (Tuesday, Aug. 13, 2002
Am I Hydrogen's little sidekick, or is she just using me? Probably both.Tuesday, Aug. 13, 2002
I have a new look! Have YOU seen it yet?Friday, Aug. 09, 2002
Just me going on about the days I wasn't here.Tuesday, Aug. 06, 2002
My crush on Perscocho, how it changed me, and a song that reminds me of someone new...Monday, Aug. 05, 2002
I'm thinking about how many people are in the world. Shhhh!Monday, Aug. 05, 2002
How I got my name.Monday, Aug. 05, 2002
I just talk about all the stuff I'm worried about.Saturday, Aug. 03, 2002
Grape Cloud discusses how she hates people who like a kind of music because it's the "in" thing to do.Monday, Jul. 22, 2002
In this entry, I explain how I invented cardboard! (Not really! It's just me at a rock concert (shocked, huh?)!Monday, Jul. 15, 2002
I'm growing too big for my sky, a place that never felt like home.Wednesday, Jul. 10, 2002
I've decided to become a better person. A long time in the making, huh?Tuesday, Jul. 02, 2002
Me, depressed, as usual, with song lyric fun! : (Tuesday, Jun. 18, 2002
Me, back and whining as usual.Wednesday, May. 29, 2002
It's just me rambling, little ones, I will be okay. Watch out for sharp objects!Saturday, May. 18, 2002
This is just me, announcing my comeback here, since some awesome diaries are on here, and I want to read them. Yes, I have plenty of ulterior motives up my sleeves.Monday, Jan. 21, 2002
It's a rambling Martin Luther King Jr. day!Sunday, Jan. 20, 2002
Just me rambling on again!Friday, Jan. 18, 2002
It's a opening entry, aka-the start of my insane life story!